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The other day, the husband and the eight-year-old were engaged in a conversation about computer software and applications used in escalators and elevators’ smooth functioning.![🛗](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f6d7/32.png)
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Plugged out of the discussion, I was daydreaming about something altogether different, not realizing that the five-year-old was ingesting every word of the technical jargon.![😶🌫️](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f636_200d_1f32b_fe0f/32.png)
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“Oh, I didn’t know the lifts also have software. I thought it existed only in UGs(a short form for undergarments),” she commented.
Huh?![🤔](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f914/32.png)
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Software in undergarments? When did that happen? ![😳](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f633/32.png)
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Latest robotic technology in the underpants?![🤯](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f92f/32.png)
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Husband and I looked at her together.
By now, the little one has a fair idea that the collective IQ of her parents is not enough to understand her insights.![🤪](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f92a/32.png)
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“Mumma, don’t you remember the Software UGs you got me—the tag said—soft wear, comfortable and lightweight!” she said, putting an end to the mystery.![🤪](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f92a/32.png)
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Oh boy! Couldn’t have figured that like never-ever! ![🤪](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f92a/32.png)
Just goes in to show that my brain is wearing soft with age.![😁](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f601/32.png)
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So, people, this was just to keep you in the loop. ![😁](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f601/32.png)
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If anyone tells you about robot-aided, latest software automated underpants in the future, don’t forget, you first heard it here!![😜](https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/e/notoemoji/13.1.1/1f61c/32.png)
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